For example, I want to take you back to Thursday night at 7:50 p.m.
Being the 24-hour go-getter that I am, I was lazily draped across the couch in my pajamas while eating Skittles —onlythe red ones; all other flavors are for peasants! —and binging my way through the last few episodes of season one of Amazon'sThe Boys.
Then, unprovoked, my Apple Watch buzzed with the following notification:
This happens to me a lot.
Part of me wants to believe that I'm simply so theatrical and enthusiastic in my lounge-forward lifestyle that I don't even need to move for my Apple Watch to pick up on my energy.
But the other, more logical part of me knows that the miniSkynetbox I have strapped to my wrist isn't infallible. Heck, earlier that same day, I ran three miles... but my Apple Watch insisted it was actually three-and-a-half miles, and thus, that is what was logged.
Basically, my Apple Watch is the computer equivalent of a super sweet and well-meaning friend I had when I was a junior in high school, who said my butt totally didn't look big in an iridescent blue taffeta cupcake nightmare of a dress I ended up wearing to homecoming that year.
(All pictures were burned, so do not ask.)
I don't know why I expect my great Apple, Google, and Facebook overlords to be unerring, when I know they aren't. My Apple Watch constantly lies to me, Google is always changing the rules without telling me, and Facebook has a bad habit of playing fast and loose with data privacy.
Still, I always come back for more. Maybe I'm too trusting?
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😂 Weekend Nonsense
Among the 27,291 photos of my dogs and murder-faced cat on my phone, I found this venn diagram I had downloaded from somewhere on the internet:
To whomever created this beautiful venn diagram, I thank you for bringing order to a seemingly chaotic world. Now, the rest of you —put your hands up. 🙌
To those of you who are kickin' it stateside, have a great holiday weekend!