By Liz Murphy
Mar 22, 2021
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I have a problem.
I have to name everything.
My car is named Moxie. (You know, like: "This girl's got moxie!")
I also have a swell little hammer named Agnes. I just bought a really cool mid-century modern chair with mustard yellow cushions from 1955 for my new apartment, and I named him Gary. My favorite beer glass is named Kramer.
Unfortunately for those who know me, this little "quirk" of mine is somehow both a feature and a bug... so to speak.
Anyway, this otherwise annoying habit does have its uses. Particularly when it comes to naming things that are supposed to be named — like teams!
Which is why you're here, you plucky sales rockstars.
For those of you who need a sales team that says, "I mean business! No, literally, I mean business — please sign this contract," you've come to the right place.
What follows are some of my favorite sales team name options ready-for-use.
Enjoy!
Best sales team names for clever closers
- Closers Only Jacket
- It's Business Time
- Proposal Pushers
- Sultans of Sale
- Quota Crushers
- Revenue Your Engines
- The Value Props
- Pipeline Pros
- One Call Closers
- Arizona Oceanfront Property
- Let's Make a Deal
- Empty Coffee Cups
- Sir Close-a-Lot
- The Cash Cows
- Dollars to Donuts (💲➡️🍩)
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- Prospect Casanovas
- Money Magnets
- The Boiler Room
- Profit Party
- Cold Caller Ballers
- Always Be Crushing
- Commission Cowboys
- Cubicle Closers
- Miracle Workers
- Sign Right Here
- Closing Me Softly
- Just Following Up
- Come Sale Away
- Funnel Floozies
- The Closed Wons
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- Conversion Commanders
- The Lead Hustlers
- Use the (Sales)Force
- Peaches and CRM
- The BeeDees
- Low-hanging Fruitpickers
- Qualified Qualifiers
- Coffee's for Closers
- Opportunity Knocks
- Outbound Outlaws
- The Money-makers
- Risky Business
- Slidin' in Your InMails
- When's a Good Time to Call?
- B2B Bosses
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- The Decision-makers
- EOD Dominators
- What Time Works Best for You?
- Revenue Rodeo Clowns
- The C-sweet Spot
- Business as Usual
- Bonus Earners
- It's Raining Leads
- MQL Wranglers
- Did You See My Last Email?
- BD Bandits
- The A-Team
- Masters of Spin
- Who's the Boss?
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